What a Wonderful Day

Dearest Deborah,

Remember the saying, "I want to jump your bones."

How apt.

When the phone rang waking us, I ran to get it so you could sleep a bit longer, but I have to confess--I turned to take a long look at you: your sexy body, beautiful smile, peaceful demeanor. How could I wake you when I was suddenly an artist, you were the canvas and everything was perfect.

The phone did wake you. You opened your eyes. I thought, "How lucky am I. Such a beautiful wife."

Then I reared back to jump your bones--but I had to answer the phone (a really important phone call, by the way) so I'm writing this to let you know I'll be jumping your gorgeous bones later today.

Love forever and always, Michael